Sunday, March 28, 2010

Semi urban punk

Notice this guy.He's with the lean look of Depp over his sleeves.Walking as reckless as no one can.Staring at the distant skies.He smokes classic milds even though he is disliking it of late,because that stick bears 'classic' in its name.He's the answer to many of my unresolved questions.The unquestionable confidence and fire,he possess in his belly,makes him stand as a 'class apart'.Yes.I mean it.He's a 'class apart'.He's my new preacher.Of course,I know ,thats a very big word 'preacher'.It suits him.He's cleverly disguised as an 'as usual irresponsible care free young lad'by his looks and gait.No.He is not.He possess very rarely visible amount of self esteem and confidence.This is all one side oh him.Other comes down.

He dopes and listens to heavy metal heavily.He knows what makes a waiter in a coffee bar to salute you but he always like to have a hand made coffee.He traveled a lot in aeroplanes but loves to roam on his 100 cc two wheeler.A cup of chai,a nicotine stick and tonnes of urge to make a dent on this planet.Yes,one can describe him in that single phrase.

He likes 'pulp fiction'.He adores 'Clint Eastwood'.He listens to 'Black sabbath'.He hates show.Its always fun time with him.His arrogance reminds me of 'Paul Newman' in 'Cool hand luke',who is no more between us,if alive,would have felt proud to see a likely arrogant cinema buff like him.That arrogance has a spark.As if he knows something thats gonna happen.Still....arrogant.Inexplicable replica of 'Cool hand luke'.Thats him. Semi urban punk.
Kaushik,his name is.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

jaago re..!!

this is a story aka question put by a person to a hopeless fella wasting his time by roaming free on roads.It shook me.Here it goes...

person :-hey,let me put you a question.Can I?

fella :- Why not mate? Go ahead.(Waiter,1 more vodka..)

person:- do know something about hunting system of tigers?

fella :- (taking a sip) Yeah,I do. Why for?

person:- if there's a herd of deers standing at a distance from a tiger,how will that tiger decide to hunt a particular deer?

fella :- Ahem! I give up.You say.

person :-It goes after the deer which moves its tail by seeing the tiger!

fella :- Is it? so what then?

person :- I am coming there, mate.

fella :- okay.Wanna have another drink?

person:- yup!sure.So listen,Why does the deer run? I mean,what for?

fella :- Quite obvious answer.It runs to escape from that tiger.I mean,it runs for its "ITS LIFE"

person :-And why does the tiger run after the deer?

fella :- Come on.DO you think am I so dumb? It runs for its food.

person:- food means?

fella :-this is too much ,mate.It runs after that deer to eat it. To survive.

person:- good that you are coming to the point.

fella :- what do you mean?

person :-Be precise,dude.To survive means?

fella :-Shit man! U are so dumb! The tiger runs for "ITS LIFE" man!

Person :- Exactly.So ,the deer runs for "ITS LIFE" and the tiger also runs for "ITS LIFE" eh?

fella :- thank God,you understood,finally!

person :- Its not me ,its you who have to understand.

fella :-sorry?! I didnt get you!

Person :- the deer runs for "its life" and the tiger too runs for "its life". WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FOR?

fella :- (speechless..!!)
JAAGO RE....!!