person :-hey,let me put you a question.Can I?
fella :- Why not mate? Go ahead.(Waiter,1 more vodka..)
person:- do know something about hunting system of tigers?
fella :- (taking a sip) Yeah,I do. Why for?
person:- if there's a herd of deers standing at a distance from a tiger,how will that tiger decide to hunt a particular deer?
fella :- Ahem! I give up.You say.
person :-It goes after the deer which moves its tail by seeing the tiger!
fella :- Is it? so what then?
person :- I am coming there, mate.
fella :- okay.Wanna have another drink?
person:- yup!sure.So listen,Why does the deer run? I mean,what for?
fella :- Quite obvious answer.It runs to escape from that tiger.I mean,it runs for its "ITS LIFE"
person :-And why does the tiger run after the deer?
fella :- Come on.DO you think am I so dumb? It runs for its food.
person:- food means?
fella :-this is too much ,mate.It runs after that deer to eat it. To survive.
person:- good that you are coming to the point.
fella :- what do you mean?
person :-Be precise,dude.To survive means?
fella :-Shit man! U are so dumb! The tiger runs for "ITS LIFE" man!
Person :- Exactly.So ,the deer runs for "ITS LIFE" and the tiger also runs for "ITS LIFE" eh?
fella :- thank God,you understood,finally!
person :- Its not me ,its you who have to understand.
fella :-sorry?! I didnt get you!
Person :- the deer runs for "its life" and the tiger too runs for "its life". WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING FOR?
fella :- (speechless..!!)
JAAGO RE....!!
i really like it.. good one dixit
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